Dave & Jay 2-Piece Female Rating Scale

Overview and History
The Dave & Jay 2-Piece Female Rating Scale (formerly known as the Dave & Jay 2-Piece Bitch Rating Scale) is a preliminary, but comprehensive system for rating female members of the Homo Sapiens species. The scale evolved from the common reference by most males to a female being a "piece of ass." This, over time, was shortened to the female simply being a "piece."

Frequently, Dave and Jay found themselves needing more than one piece to rate an especially tempting unit. They would typically state that the female in question was "a piece and a half," forcing further evolution of the phrase, which eventually led to the present-day two-piece scale.

Technical Specifications
The following specifications must apply in order for the Dave & Jay 2-Piece Female Rating Scale to work effectively:

The scale is expressed using a number between 0.00 and 2.00, always rounded to the nearest hundredth decimal point. However, no female may ever receive the perfect 2.00 rating. This is an extremely important aspect that must be stressed; the reason being that there is always another female who is better looking and more attractive than the one presently being rated.
Females will be rated on a first-impression type basis, entirely based upon physical appearance. Even if you are already familiar with the female, you must imagine that you are seeing her for the first time. This is where the initial 'piece-rating' comes from. Never allow the subject's attitude, demeanor, reputation, etc. affect her score on the 2-piece scale! An individual female's score may be slightly adjusted at a later date, typically resulting in her gaining a higher score than the original. But a baseline rating must be determined first by the first-impression method.
High scores should not be indiscriminately given out. This occurrence will most likely lead to a distrust of the scale, leaving it useless. One should be very critical when making a judgment, however should not go into certain small details that would defeat the purpose of the first-impression basis. A more detailed scale may be developed for this purpose.

Tips for Usage
The Dave & Jay 2-Piece Female Rating Scale can be applied to any female. However, please keep in mind that no one female may ever receive the perfect 2.00 piece rating. Also, please keep in mind that you should not over rate any female; the highest score that Dave & Jay have ever handed out is score of 1.94 pieces. For reference, a rating of 1.00 pieces is a fairly good score - this would signify that you would most likely engage in sexual contact with the subject in your normal state of mind, if given the chance. For further reference, a score below 0.75 pieces would typically signify that you may engage in sexual contact with the subject if your mental state was altered, possibly by alcohol or the like. Below 0.65 pieces, and she may be considered a "paper bag unit" which would typically signify the necessity of a paper bag placed over the subject's head to consider any type of contact. Furthermore, you would typically have to be in an altered state of consciousness to consider pursuing a "paper bag unit."

This worksheet may be used as a scorecard, if you feel the need, for your own personal records or to be handed out to prospective subjects.

Subject's Name (optional)	__________________________________________________
Rater's Name (optional)	__________________________________________________
Subject's Piece Rating	__________________________________________________

Copyright © 2000 Dave & Jay Rating Systems All Rights Reserved
We reserve the right to alter this scale at any time for any purpose as we see fit
Last Update 11/23/2001
Original development sometime in 2000